Silly Questions by Jason Love 09-31

How about a horn in the rear of the car to ward off tailgaters?

Why don't we ever drop daisies on other countries to let them know that we love them?

In baseball, why do we call it a strike when they miss the ball?

Can telepathics hold silent book readings?

Is any dance more positive than the cancan?

Why do we call them officers when they're never in an office?

Who cleans up after Seeing Eye Dogs?

Isn't ADHD an unfairly long acronym?