Silly Questions by Jason Love 09-21

If you publish a book on kleptomania, should you expect a certain amount of profit loss?

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? Maybe we should have an Easter Chicken.

Was it a dyslexic who started putting the $ sign in front of the numbers?

How do we know it's a man on the moon and not a woman?

Wouldn't it be better to call the timepiece on our wrist a "glance"? How often do we actually watch it?

When someone steals your identity, is that the highest form of flattery?

Do we call them watchmen because they sit around watching TV?

Does Visine lobby for the legalization of marijuana?

Why is a settling house so unsettling?

What does the other side of a smiley face look like?

Why are plastic surgeons so ... imperfect?

Where did God come from?