Silly Questions by Jason Love 08-91

Vegas taxed my winnings. Does that mean I can report my losses?

Five bucks a gallon?! Is it time to start crying over spilled milk?

Why is there boxing at the Goodwill Games?

I'm high on life now, but who's to say that I won't develop a tolerance?

Where's my slip-and-fall lawsuit?

Why do we call 'em novels when they're mostly unoriginal?

Is talk still cheap if you use a lot of ten-dollar words?

Only I can prevent forest fires? Isn't that a lot of pressure?