Silly Questions by Jason Love 08-72

Why are there signs that read "no shoplifting"? Is there a place where it's okay?

Are there crash courses on how to fly?

Did they intentionally make grammar hard to spell?

Shouldn't Ronald McDonald be, like, heavier?

How about Braille alphabet soup for the blind?

Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when we're already there?

Is it really low-fat, or does the serving just fit in the palm of your hand?

Do advertisers specify "free gift" to distinguish between those gifts that cost money?

What is the opposite of medium?

Why does honey come in plastic bears and not plastic bees?