Silly Questions 08-62

Do we abbreviate ADD because it's too long to say?

So you can wear a bikini in public but not underwear?

How come Jesus didn't turn water into beer for the rest of us?

Why don't hockey teams just hire 800-pound goalies?

How do you know when circuses are being fumigated?

How come milk is four bucks a gallon? Does the President have stock in that too?

What if you don't have time for a time management course?