Silly Questions 08-51

Why won't my bankruptcy attorney accept payments?

Is Florida shaped like a handgun on purpose?

Why do we call them oranges when half of 'em are yellow?

Was Einstein insulted when you offered a penny for his thoughts?

Why do we say "eats like a bird" when every day a bird eats its own weight in food?

Why do Scandinavians keep writing O's and then just crossing them out?

Does Robert De Niro know that it's okay to turn down roles?

How come I can't find Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul?

Why do we say "heads up" when we mean "duck"?

What's does it hurt like hell to hit your funny bone?