Silly Questions 08-42

Why do kids learn math when they could just use calculators like the grownups?

Do you ever just get the urge to double-click something?

How come there’s a greeting card section for “new babies”? Do they come some other way?

Why don't black guys get white tattoos?

Can’t the postman give it to the garbage man and save us the hassle?

Instead of candy, wouldn't it be easier to take, say, cabbage from a baby?

Do the people who say "God darn it" really think God darns?

If a job is canceled, do hit men get a kill fee?

When you perform a head count, do Siamese twins count as one or two?