Silly Questions 08-41

Will we ever find a cure for that sickness that turns three-day weekends into four-day weekends?

What's wrong with my screen? Why does it need to be saved?

How do I survive without taking essential minerals?

Does Atlas see a chiropractor?

Why not smother forest fires with gigantic blankets?

What is Denny's like when you're sober?

When lap dancers have gas, do they just call in sick?