Silly Questions 08-32

Do we really need a Target and a K-Mart?

How many minutes of fame do I get after taxes?

Do I get to add up the IQs of all my personalities?

Why does the DVD show us parts of a movie that we're ABOUT TO WATCH?

Did Michael Jackson get the sex-change / race-change package?

If car racing is a sport, then everyone on the freeway is an athlete?

When Bill Gates got married, did he just skip the part about "richer or poorer"?

Why isn't there a Ms. Coffee?

Isn't the Big Bang when you lose your virginity?