Silly Questions 08-31

What's the point in asking someone if they lie?

Why should I root for the home team? What have they ever done for me?

Does the Pillsbury Doughboy have any roll models? (Sorry)

Why can't the chicken just appreciate the side of the road she's on?

What's the difference between a parasol and an umbrella? The weather?

Do dogs chase their tales in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere?

Why do credit card companies preselect me for rejection?

Why do we call it high school? Because everyone's stoned?