Silly Questions 08-22

Should we face the music even if it's country-western?

Why do we want to look like people who don't eat?

What is a bush in the hand worth?

Why do we call it the news when it's always the same damn thing?

If God is within me, is it safe for me to lose weight?

Why didn't the Wicked Witch melt when she sweated?

Would anyone notice if there were no football on Super Bowl Sunday?

Do blind people get a special rate at the movies?

If you have to ask if her boobs are real, does it really matter?

How do itches move when you scratch 'em?