Silly Questions 08-21

Isn't it cruel for "lisp" to have an "s"?

Did Alexander Graham Bell find his calling?

We bless people when they sneeze. Why not when they cough or fart?

Where does the sky begin? Are tall people walking around in it?

Do they make bowling shoes look hideous so that we don't steal them? What do they do about clowns?

If Brad Pitt rapes a woman, is that still illegal?

We have curling in the Olympics. Why not tiddlywinks?

What do the Hawaiians have against the consonant?

Do female boxers fare better before their periods?

Why do we say "forever and ever"? Is forever not long enough?

How many kids actually run away? Don't most of them walk?