Silly Questions 08-12

I've been talking to my plants. Can they die on purpose?

Why won't Webster's accept my submissions?

What if you dream that you're awake? Is that insomnia?

So not even good cavemen went to heaven?

Do lawyers charge $200 p/hr because everyone hates them anyway?

How many ankles do we have -- two or four?

Why do we say "funny as hell"? Is that where all the comedians go?

Do advertisers root for overtime?