Silly Questions 08-11

Which bathrooms do transsexuals use?

When a mime is arrested, does he have the right to remain silent?

When Democrats get their way, do they become Republicans?

Is Michael Jackson under there somewhere?

Does the remote control go inside the dinner knife or outside the soup spoon?

When people go to the bathroom, why do they say they'll be right back? Do they ever stay?

Does Stephen King use ghostwriters?

How does nighttime pore cleanser know when it's nighttime?

If depression is inherited, do I have have hand-me-down blue genes?

How about a meter on the phone to tell us how much money we're spending?