Silly Questions 07-121

Do we say "thought to myself" so that people don't assume we're thinking to someone else?

What do deaf people do for alarm clocks?

What if you have something to say that isn't nice but is kinda funny?

Do dyslexics have the right to arm bears?

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk?

Why don't the homeless just commit a felony and gain room and board?

Is O.J. still looking for the real killer on a golf course?

Do acrophobic giraffes just lie down?

Wouldn't it be nice if the day came with a reset button?

When does the graveyard shift begin for a mortician?