Silly Questions 07-113

What percent of all children grow up to be statisticians?

As they fall asleep at night, do farmers count sheep ... differently?

What about those of us who want to see the Roadrunner die?

Do we call it "cool" because it prevents us from being warm?

Are there any actual broncos in John Elway's family tree?

Why do our taste buds want us to be fat?

If Albertsons merges with Ralphs, can we call it "Albertson Ralphs"?

Why are passive verbs thinner and leaner than active verbs?