Silly Questions 07-111

Why do we say things are on fire when it's always the other way around?

Remember when it took two hands to carry $50 worth of groceries?

How can there be "every corner" of a round world?

When cars are solar-powered, how will car chases end?

Do all-you-can-eat buffets come with a time limit?

Have you ever been so bored at work that you look through your inbox?

What's ironic about a black fly in your Chardonnay? Is a white fly also ironic?

Do the homeless have all the carts with functional wheels?