Silly Questions 07-101

Why doesn't hockey have cheerleaders? Is it the headlights?

Is hell considered extra unfair to Eskimos?

Why can't we get a break on car insurance for having cat-like reflexes?

If you have to push a button, is it really automatic?

How long till football players celebrate touchdowns by slow-dancing and touching tongues?

When will they start selling gas by the quart?

Do dyslexics have normal Q.I.'s?

Is marijuana a tax write-off for P. Diddy?

Who is this Pete fellow, and why do I swear for his sake?

If rugs could talk, would they just lie?