Silly Questions 07-103

Why don't they sell winter, summer, or fall water?

Why doesn't Nike come out with a condom? They've already got the slogan.

Are the sixth and ninth times also a charm?

How do you know when teenagers stop dancing and start having sex?

Why don't stamps ever go on sale?

Have you ever worked at the computer so long that your eyes bleed pixels?

Does anyone else gain a sense of satisfaction when the Q-Tip comes out yellow-orange?

Who needs writers when Life is so damn funny?