Silly Questions 07-102

How do these guys labor on the streets all day and still manage a belly? How much beer does that take?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, do the other trees laugh?

If dolphins are so smart, why do they keep getting trapped in tuna nets?

What if the person you want to sleep with isn't the same as the one you want to wake up with?

Why does "fasting" take so incredibly long?

Why can't Disney make one stinkin' animated porno?

Shouldn't Cupid, the matchmaker, be a female?

Why don't donut stores ever get held up?