Silly Questions 07-73

Have you ever sneezed so hard that it made you pass gas and the others didn't know whether you should be excused or blessed?

Why do we dress up for worship? Is God that superficial?

Where are Cupid's horns?

Which came first: the chicken or all the stuff that tastes like chicken?

The Egyptians worshipped the sun. Why don't the British worship the fog?

Is the frozen dinner really low in fat, or does the serving just fit in your fricken hand?