If bulls could drive, would red still mean stop?
How do you make a U-turn in countries that don't have U's?
How about this: If you can't guess the population of the planet within one billion persons, you're not allowed to breed?
Do tire stores ever have blowout sales?
Is it time for a DIA (Dictionary of Internet Acronyms)?
Don't you hate it when the steam room is so hot that you can't even pleasure yourself?
Does Rush Limbaugh wake up that cranky, or does he have to work his way up to it?
How about a separate radio band for Spanish?