Funny Sayings by Jason Love 09-31

Being spiritual is good for your image.

If hell is anything like summer in Arizona, I'll be good.

The real world is whatever NBC says it is.

Soap operas are the funniest thing on TV.

When a store leaves its "Open" sign on after-hours, we should be able to loot.

There are so many ways to die and only one to be born.

"Research" is a fancy word for "reading."

Here's another good cold remedy: warmth.

Bigots all look alike.