Funny Sayings by Jason Love 09-21

Nowadays when we say teacher's pet, we're talking about the groping.

What's good for you depends largely on who sponsors the study.

Forty percent of the population is stupid and struggles with math; the other seventy percent of us don't have a problem with it.

Food tastes better when other people make it.

We should fill driverside air bags with ketchup -- you know, just for fun.

We ridicule the homeless, but we're the ones waking up to alarms.

Every house needs a drawer for unfamiliar business cards and pennies wedged in gum.

The less you have going on in your life, the more important it is to win softball games.

It's the people who ask for loans that you don't want to lend money to.