Funny Sayings by Jason Love 08-91

The upside to being a bum is that you don't get mugged very often.

Once you get old, life is like a box of whatchamacallits.

I'm a morning person: That's when I get my best sleep in.

Everyone has said, "It tastes like crap," but only a select few really know what they are talking about.

I dream of Jeannie loving Lucy.

Your parents did the best they could. The bastards.

A comfortable shirt is one in which you can blow your nose.

It can take a man several marriages to understand the importance of monogamy.

The best part about gay men is that they're not always trying to prove they're not gay.