Funny Sayings by Jason Love 08-81

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.

Monday is a cruel thing to do to your weekend.

Being high on crack also makes for strange bedfellows.

Pacman is a lot like life: A little guy consuming as much as possible before being cornered by his demons.

Catholics can do anything they want so long as they feel guilty afterward.

I can't wait to learn patience.

A sandwich doesn't taste the same if it isn't cut in half.

Movie critics: people who have seen so many movies that they're no longer qualified to comment one way or the other.

Nothing can prevent me from picturing you naked.