Funny Sayings by Jason Love 08-72

Free refills cost me my figure.

Hollywood: a place where you can earn more money portraying a doctor than being one.

Enron taught us a valuable lesson: Beware of false profits.

Exercise makes your food taste better.

America has been going downhill since that whole Plymouth Rock thing.

Please don't take the speed limit literally.

If anyone can figure out how to be indoors and outdoors at the same time, it will be a cat.

The Super Bowl would be more exciting if the losing team had to forfeit its salary.

Cleavage is another kind of currency.

Strange to live in a world where everyone is hoping to get hit by a well-insured vehicle.