Funny Sayings by Jason Love 08-71

Our boss must understand that sometimes the universe doesn't want us to be on time.

It only seems like it would be funny to enter a bank wearing a ski mask.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Just because it pays well doesn't mean it's a good job.

No means no. So does pepper spray.

Reporting in front of the White House gives credibility to whatever you say.

It's hard to explain a papercut on your penis.

Winter is cruel: It makes women wear so much clothing.

Maybe it's time to give up on cloning and take a crack at fusion.

You have to climb pretty high into the hills to masturbate in peace.