Funny Sayings 08-52

What's really jolting when you see two sobriety checkpoints side by side.

Some guys are so married, they're gay.

The best part about a chat room is that you can't be slapped.

Bright people should get extra days off to compensate for all the time they waste on boneheads.

It's a good thing that global warming doesn't affect rich Americans.

Men get to choose whatever their wives pick out for them.

Doors don't open themselves. Well, electric ones do, but that ruins the saying.

Women are more concerned with the bulge in his back pocket.