Funny Sayings 08-51

Naming a child Rufus is also child abuse.

The only thing worse than being late is being early.

Chinese skywriters must get especially dizzy.

Life is like the Internet: You begin with a logical direction, but one link leads to another and before you know it you can't remember where you were going or how to get back.

The nice thing about women's soccer is that the referees can use a whistle that only the players can hear.

A sucker is born every minute, one for each new tax law.