Funny Sayings 08-43

Computer rule #1: Just because it worked yesterday doesn't mean that it's going to work today.

What we should really be afraid of is unidentified landing objects.

The bummer about being Asian is that you pretty much know what color your hair is going to be.

Doctors talk to you differently when you have insurance.

If you listen carefully to commercials, you realize that what they are really saying is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...

Maybe 50% of marriages end in divorce because 30% begin in pregnancy.

Thank god for science.

Swimmers would look pretty funny without all that water.