Funny Sayings 08-42

Happiness is working in your own area code.

Psychologists are all part psycho.

Don't judge a book by it's cover; judge it by the movie.

It's good to be spontaneous if you can work it into your schedule.

A writer just reads with a pen.

We should have different laws for when we're drunk.

Conversations rarely end on "whatever."

As children we complain about homework; as adults we long to work at home.

Bigots are themselves a minority.