Funny Sayings 08-41

I want to be the most non-competitive person in the world.

Every once in a while, when you're feeling good and the time is right ... buy yourself the expensive toilet paper.

If the universe wanted us to be thin, food wouldn't taste so good.

The thesaurus is where we find big words for the ones people actually understand.

If you have to explain it, it probably isn't funny.

The traffic's always lighter in someone else's lane.

Unisex bathrooms are a cruel thing to do to women.