Funny Sayings 08-32

Always give three weeks notice when you quit: It gives you extra time to screw around.

I went to a cathouse once. It landed me in the doghouse.

Recessions are started by people who fear recessions.

Basketball players make plenty of money. We should start charging for those free throws.

Good thing we can't get our hands pregnant.

The only people truly under the weather are buried.

If you want to guarantee that your child will have sexual hang-ups, be very religious.

Drinking eight glasses of water per day is a great idea. If you live in a bathroom.