Funny Sayings 08-31

Time used to fly; now it's afraid of terrorists.

The best thing about cats is that they don't bark.

Now all we need are personality implants.

Swingers cheat on each other together.

Valentine's Day, a time to be romantic on cue.

Don't drive drunk -- it kills your buzz.

We ridicule the homeless, but we're the ones who wake up to alarm clocks.

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