Funny Sayings 08-22

Greeting cards are for people who mean every word that someone else said.

I can't imagine working without a 'Net.

The desert has two seasons: too hot and too cold.

Don King is a convicted killer. And that's one of his more likable traits.

Some people don't have the discipline to relax.

War is one game where you want to forego home field advantage.

"Working at home" sounds way better than "took the day off."

Family Guy is a way of life.