Funny Sayings 08-21

The older I get, the more I believe we should respect the elderly.

Chat rooms are really cool for about 5 minutes.

A view is where we build houses.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't drown it without taking grief from PETA.

Good thing Newton didn't sit under an anvil tree.

You might want to consider a career change when you hope for natural disaster as a
reason to go home for the day.

A spelling bee is where we're asked to spell words that we will not
hear again in this lifetime.