Funny Sayings 07-122

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.

Some girls can't control the power of their cleavage.

May you never grow so old that farts aren't funny anymore.

Eat before you go grocery shopping; don't eat before you go clothes shopping.

Men should be allowed to pee in public like the dogs they are.

Hockey has more to offer than other religions.

Soap operas are even funnier when you watch them on mute.

Everyone lives in their our fantasy world; it's just that some of us are good at it.