Funny Sayings 07-113

Concerts are where they ruin all the songs you enjoyed on the radio.

When you go before the parole board, it's probably not a good idea to have a swastika burned into your forehead.

Being king is a good job if you can get the work.

If we can't reach someone with reason, law should permit us to strike them.

It's nice to know a word like tendentious, but then you have to find other people who do.

People will believe just about anything because it's the polite thing to do.

Radio would be so much better if the DJs didn't speak.

Sometimes I like people; other times, they don't agree with what I'm saying.