Funny Sayings 07-112

Workaholics need the overtime to cover marriage counseling.

Ford's Axiom: No matter how ugly you make a car, people will line up to buy it.

When sharing last night's dream, two minutes is plenty.

Chocolate is especially good on chocolate.

When you're rich, it's "eccentric"; when you're poor, it's just strange.

Perception rules the world. If you don't believe me, I'm wrong.

Nothing makes my sphincter twitch like a task force.