Funny Sayings 07-111

If they make you a free offer, don't buy it.

Some people aren't officially angry until everyone knows about it.

Complaints defy physics: The more you have, the less they weigh.

It can take years to become an overnight success.

Even our best friends are edible.

The overworked should remember the out-of-work.

Remember, it's not how attractive you are but whether or not you put out.

Happiness is waking up whenever.