Funny Sayings 07-102

Not many thieves have the courage to rob a donut store.

Troubling that "matricide" is common enough to have its own word.

It's OK to be wasteful as long as it's for a good cause like our convenience.

You know you're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

When on Friday night you start worrying about Monday morning, it's probably best to change jobs.

It's hard to say what you mean when you have to rhyme too.

Shaq makes $50 million a year. We should start charging for those free throws.