Funny Sayings 07-91

You can never be too rich, too thin, or too shallow.

Communism: because life isn't fair.

When gnats begin to hover above the sink, it's probably time to do the dishes.

It's a dog eat dog world, and there are some real bitches out there.

$70K cars don't make a man any less bald.

When betting basketball, always pick the team with the most black guys.

The elderly don't drive that badly – it's just that they’re the only ones with the time to do the speed limit.

I want to figure out the meaning of life, because then I'd be really, really rich.

If you can gossip while you do it, it ain't exercise.