Funny Sayings 07-92

No man is an island, but many are that large.

English has too many unnecessary, needless, unneeded words.

If you're ever late, just blame it on the time.

White people don't have the guts to name their child Tyrone.

When you find something you lost, it's always in the last place you look.

You don't run into many religious astrophysicists.

I liked Disneyland better when it was an orchard.

Women like to spoon in bed; men just like to fork.