Funny Sayings 07-83

A politician is someone who makes no sense in a very convincing manner.

Brad Pitt wouldn't be half as handsome working in a cubicle.

There's a big drug problem in America: We can't find any!

There is very little in life that can't be helped by 10 hours sleep and a bowel movement.

For every generalization, there is an exception -- except for this one.

We can't see the forest for the tract housing.

Let no one belittle your integrity without paying you good money to do so.

When in doubt, think upside down and backwards.