Funny Sayings 07-82

Life is like a box of chocolates -- expensive.

Most people can't be trusted with the word "whom."

Kids are especially useful to people who have nothing to talk about.

Men have an inborn talent for recognizing women from behind.

Boredom is tiring.

Run your whole life, but you cannot escape the car commercial.

You can become rich, achieve high social standing, hold multiple degrees, and still be an idiot.