Funny Sayings 07-74

The truth depends on whose lies you listen to.

Small talk is one step down from no talk.

It used to be a big deal to graduate high school; now it's all you can do to survive it.

If I were a bear, I'd only eat vegetarians. And Jehovah's Witnesses.

The real world is no place for artists.

For some people, depression runs in the family. They have blue genes.

You're only as old as you say you are.

Thank God Picasso wasn't a plastic surgeon.

The wedding ring is very symbolic of a man's income.