Funny Sayings 07-72

Pears are honest about when they go bad. Maybe we could elect a pear.

Telecommuters phone it in.

If the alarm clock woke you up this morning, you didn't get enough sleep.

Don't take your deadlines out on others.

Thank God for atheists.

If you have to break it into paragraphs, it isn't an e-mail.

Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass.

If you buy a pre-owned vehicle, you'll always be a post-owner.