Funny Sayings 07-71

Opportunists don't charge as much as they should but as much as they can.

All pills are part placebo.

Don King is what happens when Satan mates with Q-tips.

"Rut" is always hiding in "routine."

Bizarre head injuries are good for science.

Whatever you do, someone is offended.

Being dictator is a great job if you can get the work.

The overexamined life is also not worth living.