Funny Sayings 7-61

Never ask, "How hard can it be?" Fate has a great sense of humor.

If Bill Gates had a bigger shoe size, Microsoft wouldn't be where it is today.

Bracelets are just watches that don't tell time.

If you're unhappy, you can always change your mind.

There's no such thing as "extra cocaine."

Wake me up when there's a female President.

Poetry is when Mr. Brady is gay and the Marlboro Man dies of lung cancer.

We've come so far that community service is considered punishment.

If you eat it really fast, you can sneak it past your brain and make it fat-free.

If we can't laugh at ourselves, everyone else will.